I know in Glasgow slang 'Does she fuck!' means 'She does not' but with a tad more aggression.

We were lucky enough to get tickets to this play and were optimistic that it would be good. Unfortunately the director had stripped the script down to just the bare bones of Pinter's work with no surprises and leaving the audience high and dry wishing the actors would simply stop whispering. I might be wrong but…

No one but Lucas knows when he came up with the twist Vader being Luke's father. He has claimed that the name came from that before but has also contradicted this so who knows?

What is?

The thing with the Abrams Star Trek films is that they worked quite well as silly action movies but just failed as Star Trek films.

It's allowed as long as they're Space Nazis.

Trump the Donaad

He used to watch the Darth Vader Variety Hour back in the day.

Actually Vader was chosen for the name because it's Dutch for father.

Yeah and 2105 is 90 years away!

Yep everyone knows that there is nothing kids like more than long scenes of politicians discussing trade embargoes.

You mean Ben Wyatt's Lo-Cal Calzone Zone?

I completely forgot he was in Piranha 3-D. I'd assumed he'd simply taken this photo while on vacation and decided to keep it exactly for situations like this.

Now that would be a much more entertaining film than Fant4stic.

Fuck Gordon Ramsay, if you want to throw an angry Glaswegian in there you'd be better with Peter Capaldi.

REC is so fucking good that I would include REC2 on my list as well.

I'd say that Moon is dark Sci-Fi rather than horror but it does get pretty disturbing.

'You're Next' by the same writer/directors is closer the straight up horror (although it's also a sort of homage/satire of the genre) so definitely worth inclusion.

If TV is allowed then Hannibal would be up there.

Is Dickhead Killjoy a gimmick poster? Because he seems to be trying to live up to his name here.