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The Modlins
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They suck.

Totally! So, My Big Fat Greek Clitoris will have to be an activist band and will therefore HAVE to change the world in order for the name to become part of everyday life. It's the reverse of the usual order, but it's still good, it's still good. You've got a lot of work to do, Jerkury!

Hey — I've heard many journalists say "Pussy Riot" with a straight face over the last few years.

Haha — pretty good!! When I first read it, though, I saw The Da Bulls, which works for 90's-SNL fans. Or George Wendt fans.

I was late to the Blur party, too — around 2000 or so. We just didn't get to hear much of them in the US, except 'that woohoo song'. A lot of Oasis numbers are well-written but have always smacked of insincerity to me.

Originally, my band was called The Beatless because we didn't have a drummer and because I wanted our albums to come immediately after The Beatles in music stores, which would exist forever. True story.

Uh oh — my band's in trouble, then.

Haha — that's definitely possible, too! But to me, if you're going to make a statement, then you should put a whole lot of thought into it.

How about Stone Temple Pilots?