Trump voters acting like Trump. It's an outrage!

He should call it "Bland on the Run."

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate.

It sounds nothing like Johnny B. Goode!

He's worth $30 million. Sad.

MAGA

“We’ve had presidents assassinated before in this country."

May I recommend the Hemlock Society…

This is the only question.

With just a small change in the flight of one butterfly Donald Trump would be dancing with the stars instead of president. Sad!

Boom.

Tough question. Sadly I just looked up that performance. I don't think he should be a Senator.

What's his name?

I guess you're Team Trump, there are no morals anymore, and everything is equivalent.

There's a difference between mistakenly killing innocents in military strikes (which don't get me wrong, I'm against) and killing political dissidents in your own country.

I was worried that they were going to eat each other at the same time.

Given my dislike for the man, my mouth will likely be overflowing with this delicious candy. So I got that going for me.

But what does the "D" stand for???

I wholeheartedly disagree. I think other issues were at play, but to discount the primary role of bigotry and fear is incorrect.

I love Stewart, but he's wrong.