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Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Hinkie is like WAIT WE CAN GET PAID FOR THIS STUFF? SEND ME A TRUCKLOAD OF BROKEN PLAYERS.

"Excuse me if I sound a bit arrogant," said the FIFA official as he touched himself while shoving a wad of cash down an orphan Brazilian boy's throat.

2022 isn't up in the air. They'll be plenty of beer and alcohol in the US stadiums.

I was down there for a week and while there is beer and drinking everywhere, I was shocked at how well-behaved everyone was. Probably cause I'm from Philly, but I was amazed at how people could be so drunk but otherwise so non-destructive, friendly and pleasant.

Best twitter account out there. I laugh every time.

My grandparents immigrated here from Italy in the 1930's, and very eagerly and proudly became citizens. Part of that process REQUIRED them to learn english. To their dying days while maintaining great pride in their European heritage, they though of themselves first and foremost as American citizens, as they had…

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