Are brain slugs now in fashion?

What she did was tantamount to child abuse, and I completely understand why McDonald's fired her.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?

"Pumpkin spice is like catnip for white ladies."

You are WRONG and I am OFFENDED! Forget the real issues, this is going to have my panties bunched ALL DAY.

CHOLULA. Always, and forever.

Congratulations, Uber! <3
But I still think we have to fight about poutine.
ETA: Also, I will put sriracha in my pho tonight and think of you and your successes while I prepare my green smoothie for the morning, because I am now a dirty left coaster.

Pinkham, you ignorant slut. Cupcakes are marvellous because they have the perfect ratio of cake to frosting, ie, just as much frosting as cake IF NOT MORE.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

Have you ever compared an American Budweiser to Budweiser Budvar (branded Czechvar in the US)? In Europe, Budvar is generally liked by lager-drinkers. Budweiser... less so.

Waffle Apartment Exactly like a regular Waffle House, but the kitchen is also the dining room and everything is covered in cat hair.

Oh, that fucking guy. I'm sorry LK.

Being the annoying vegan that I am (it's a requirement for all of us), I am so ok with The Et-Ing Zoo. There. That's the annoying vegan thing I'm allowing myself to say this week... Although you really said it first. (BTW, this is Lucky Kittah's non doxxed account.)

My five year old would actually like the concept of the Et-ting Zoo, I think. She's constantly asking me to confirm if various animals are "made of meat".

I LOVE ALL OF THIS.