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“See? I told you.

Are we sure this isn’t an elaborate ploy by the Ospreys owners to get a new publicly funded stadium?

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Or, is it the only way to live?

fucking seltzers man...just came out of nowhere.

I went to school there as a teen. I had white pride posters plastered on my locker as I guess a warning. They were out and proud neo nazi clique in school. That was the first place I was called a nigger by a bunch of white men while walking to school.

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

Just imagine if LeBron was her father or the father of someone on the team.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

I think it’d be pretty funny to concern troll a gathering of right-wing cretins (NRA, RNC, etc.) by walking around with an American flag and a jambox blasting the anthem on repeat. As soon as someone turns away from the flag, moves, talks, etc. heckle them with stuff like “why don’t you respect the flag Colin

You also HAVE to refrain from wearing a hat while the song is playing, but you do not have to refrain from piledriving children into the ground while the song is playing. THAT isn’t disrespectful at all.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

“A word, please?”

Han shot first?

I live my life a quarter movie at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 30 minutes or less, I’m free.

I’ve loved MOST of the F&F movies but every now and again it tickles me to be like, “Remember when this was about guys who drove Honda’s and stole DVD players?” 

I’m paying attention to him because The Ringer is treating him as a reasonable person and saying his book is worth reading, and I made sure to transcribe the conversation because I know one of the reactions to this blog would have been, “Oh, you’re taking this out of context.” So, there’s the context. I believe it’s

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Women have a better track, economically, than men do, if they don’t drop out of the workforce and have babies.