Holy hell. More proof of how trash the entire YouTube culture has become is that this guy has been sitting on a silver “Creator’s Award” for a while since he’s got almost 4X the subs needed for one, despite just jacking videos from other accounts and likely doing no other research beyond what’s written in the…

Barry, I honestly enjoy your stuff the most of any writer at Deadspin but I feel relatively confident you haven’t watched these games, and wrote this based on looking at a few highlights and the stat line.

“More like Russell Worstbrook, amirite!!! Go Knicks!!!”

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

Sometimes, in these rarest of times, I'm glad to have spent the amount of time I've spent on Twitter.

Still only the second-worst gaffe I’ve seen at a press conference: I work in higher ed communications and public relations and once had the president of a university I was working for say something truly fucking stupid and baffling and out of place at a press conference, then say “Umm...that was off the record, by the…

“This is a bombshell!” Wohl gushed inappropriately after the phone tidbit. “This is the first I’ve heard of this!”

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

I’m really fond of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in DC. It’s the largest Catholic Church in North America and was started in 1920. Neo-Byzantine to make it stand out among the various basilicas and cathedrals, too. The special part, though, are the chapels inside. There are 70 of them, all honoring…

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

Besides being a child who can’t admit he’s wrong (remember, you started by saying “the Dad does literally nothing”), you also don’t seem to know what “move the goalposts” means.

You don’t have to move the goalposts.  You can just say, “Oh, I didn’t notice that the first time.”

The arrest was made after Jones tried to flee from IGC Agents Clyde, Pinky, Blinky, and Inky.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

The level of entitlement shown by a 10 year old (or whatever) kid who has courtside seats to an NBA game and also feeling like he can take a jab at a player who comes near him is fucking terrifying and pretty representative of this country as a whole. 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

I love golf, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I prefer to walk the course, but often that is not an option. I golf once a year (for the past 5 years) but I’d golf 36 holes or more every goddamn day if I was able to. Golf is awesome.