Sure, but that’s pretty weak. I think Schiano may be an asshole and I couldn’t give a fuck about UT hiring him, but to say “we can’t hire this guy because someone under oath said that someone ELSE said that he saw something” is pretty fucking leaky. Especially when that someone else has said “that is a lie, I never…

I am an employee and I can confirm.

It’s also notable that Harden’s stellar defense helped give up 65 points to the Suns in the first half.

Who plays as Pippen and Grant?!?!?!

When my wife and I lived in central Denver, we knew exactly 3 other people in the area (other than our friends from before we moved in), and only because we all had dogs and met in the courtyard to let them out together.

I still think the only thing needed is goal line tech, the rest of the replay can go away for all I care... if a ref misses a call about a dude getting hit in the face, you know what? That sucks, and it happens both ways all the time.

I don’t know what everyone is pissed off about, the jockey marely hit him.

Scaldingly mild take: this was an insanely unimpressive goal and did not warrant a Deadspin post about it.

The Nets are absolute butt, don’t nobody need to root for them to do bad, they got that on their own.

I don’t know, whatever he said right before he murdered those people seemed to have done the trick.

I’d put that in my car any time.

My buddy worked on that ad campaign and I congratulate him still to this day for his company having the balls to tell Domino’s “your pizza sucks, you should call yourselves out in the ads and then make it better”.

I read the whole thing. It was well-written. I also laughed when I got to the bottom and the recommended Jezebel articles all have the word “alleged” in the headline.

In defense of Rich Hill: he swung like a goober cause he is a bad hitter and knew he needed to REALLY shorten up his swing to get around on a 96 mph fastball. It looks riddick, but it makes sense.

I don’t know about that joke... keep it up and you’ll need to Siemian the principal’s office.

Well, Wu Tang Is For The Children.

No love for Laurie Dann?

This guy gets it. Thankfully.

First, spell check your shit, good god...

“I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.”