You had to know what you were doing there.

This guy?! NAAAAAhhh.

White Girl Twerking. The gift that won’t go away even after you change your number and your door lock.

I gotcha beat on that one - I work at an arena where a season ticket holder called their ticket rep to complain about how a handheld cameraman didn’t take off his hat during the anthem... you know, cause he WAS WORKING DURING IT.

I demand the LV Police Union take a look at that header on the top of the letter and tell me how the fuck that run-on sentence makes any damn sense at all.

But I have a fantasy football bet with a buddy who has Zeke and I have McFadden that McF would have more points than Zeke in the first 6 games, so my needs must be met.

Ain’t nobody scared of the fucking Rockies right now.

Yeah, but with a name like that, LA will be just fine.

For god’s sake get this outta the grays

I mean, the dude from ABC did say they saw a body on the scene. I’ve heard of worse reasons to call the police.

For the life of me, if they needed just one more out, why did whoever that was throw to the catcher to get the OTHER runner when the dude next to him had given up?!

It would be truly wonderful if the goddamn Rockies would stop goddamn losing.

What in the world did I just read...

Or just counted his blessings and stopped at second with a 75 foot double. Greedy Millennial!

Please. First things first, rename The Italian Job into The Untouchables.

People are stupid and want to instant gratification of a new stadium opening up.

THE PGA CHAMPIONSHIP: WE ARE A THING THAT IS REAL.

Was hoping for this comment.

That One Pitcher Who Got Caught With A Hooker

Good god, you’re so wrong yet you keep on digging. Dude, enough.