No you weren’t.

I gotta ask: is anyone unsure of what the first half of the headline is getting at? Like, anyone at all?

This is some of the shittiest, most boring basketball I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine how long those terrible games take as you sit on the bleachers watching. Ugh.

No he didn’t. Left skate went out on Kane and he was already falling before goalie’s stick was on his right skate.

Yeah, no shit - I was coming here to call bunk on that. There are LOTS of fans of the teams playing at the Super Bowl. Either that or a lot of people who don’t care pretend to be really into the game...?

You mean like how there was almost no chance (0.1%) the Falcons would lose?

No shit, fuck this guy.

Houston stole our bit.

[reads headline]

Leave it to baseball to make the one of the biggest scandals in the sport’s history long, slow and boring as fuck.

I can’t wait for National High School Acceptance Day to become a thing, wherein middle school kids go on national fucking television to tell us all whether or not they’re going to Thomas Jefferson HS or South HS, and we all wait with baited breath like fucking stooges as they make their selection via Snapchat’s puppy…

Come try and fix the Avs, Ken. It’s gonna be a fire sale soon, you can do as you please. Why the fuck not?!

As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm and looking forward to a scintillating finish to the season wherein Arsenal top Spurs but also finish in 4th.

HAHAHAHAHA.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d almost think that these two people... one on his third marriage and the other doing it for security/wealth/a green card... don’t actually LOVE EACH OTHER?!

I know what you’re saying, but don’t get complacent. That’s when the REAL shit hits the fan. I know it feels like nothing works at shaming or humbling the Trumps... but you know his tiny little hands shake when he hears something bad about his family.

Both are deserving, and that Xhaka one was absolutely tame compared to that horror-tackle above.

You lost us all at the idea of liking US soccer compared to English (or ANY other league in Europe) soccer.

My wife’s mom can’t say supposedly either. It kills us both.

Why would you embed a video that doesn’t actually have the audio in it? Try again please.