+1 beer can from the upper deck

I wouldn’t worry, they don’t have a hockey team or a football team so this is it.

...Two of them made Golf.com’s “100 Courses in the U.S.” ranking for 2015...

...perhaps his fate would have been different. But he Gawked.

+1 electoral college.

Good for him, nice accomplishment.

Usually you gotta be in the ladies room to see a Duche tossed like that.

...but now with some of the giants that play, a smaller defencemen’s hip when getting ready to deliver the hit can be closer to the knees of said giant forward.

I hate to pile on the NFL here

Don’t let the facts get in the way of your narrative:

Chris Harris must’ve been shit talking in the next room over.

That doesn’t make any sense but alright.

Naaahhhh, the Blues are dogs, choking is what they do.

I really had hoped that Von Miller singlehandedly murdering Cam “Dab” Newton would have crushed the dab, but I guess not.

Keep it up fellas and you’ll be playing for the Free Agent Stars.

If only somehow both of these teams could’ve lost...

This is a bad take.

You had me until the last sentence.

Cause apparently the concept of the vendor pouring a beer from a can into a plastic cup and giving it to the fan is not a possibility in the Great White North.

My absolute favorite part of the Buttfumble is when Sanchez rolls over at the end just to slam his own face into the ground. The ball is RIGHT there, but he knows it’s all over.