Me and a buddy REALLY wanted to go to the Rapids/Quakes game last fall and have some kind of flip card animation of him blowing that shot.

Yep. He had ample time to play that low and very stupidly gave his keeper a LOFTED pass while said keeper was in no-mans-land.

+1 for your #humblebrag about your swim routine

We’ll always have that goal that meant nothing?

Let’s hope it works and Green gets some quality minutes sooner than later. No need to bid him Adu quite yet.

Chip Kelly WAS right!

You’re telling me there’s a fault in this Pulitzer material?!?!?

Who is defending Bill Cosby? Anyone?!

This was the most Canadian call of this I could have imagined. So proper.

A sports bar in Denver held weekly trivia night the day of Seau’s death.

Yes it does make them look worse- they deliberately cut the video before the “explanation”. It was a shitty explanation that told nothing and only reinforced that Cowherd is a racist and an idiot, but it seems to the average reader that Deadspin cut him short to prove their point... which is dumb, he was looking like…

You’re right, you were just trying to help. I’ll shut up. I just hate paraphrasing. I went to J-school.

This is like the murderer who gets away with it cause the goddamn cop forgot to read him his Miranda rights.

It was provided for you above.

Agreed. Deadspin, you didn’t need to help us hate Cowherd by cutting the clip short. Let that moron breath!

Just curious, why did you paraphrase his comment? The actual comment might be shorter word for word than your paraphrase...

I’m not sure comparing police/fire/military service is the greatest comparison. The risk in those jobs is that any any moment some outside force can end your life but the balance is you are committed to serving your community and you think the good deeds you provide outweighs that risk.

#DarkstarSkateDecksMatter

Oh very nice.

Huh, I’ll have to ask my wife and 15 month old son Lucas what I’m doing in this charade when I got home from work tonight!