Easy. Dunking. You can work on your handles.

“Bonus points if the convict happens to be a poor, illiterate black girl from a bad neighborhood.”

Also, Jenny Slate- you’ll never have a bad personality. You’ll always rule.

They are losing money on it. The naming rights were bought for an inflation adjusted $115 million in 1993.

That’s not the case here. The company asking for money paid an inflation adjusted $115 million in 1993 for the naming rights. They are asking $50 million.

Is your throat tired from always preaching to the choir?

And while I’m personally voting for Hillary, she is a terrible candidate. I think she’ll be a good President, but man, nobody is a worse campaigner.

Nobody complains about the incarceration of rapists. (Wait...there might be some neckbeard MRA types. Make that nobody who isn’t insane...).

Class, schmass...want to smash.

Yeah, it’s weird. Personally, I have a tradition of going to the movies on Oscar night. I’ve actually seen two movies where I was the only person in the theater that night, and there’s never been more than a handful of people. I generally go to something silly or action oriented as a mild rebuke of the “prestige” of…

You made me think of another issue with the Oscars. Beyond the whitewashing, someone like Theron has no chance despite likely putting in the best performance last year. Action movies and comedies have to really, really be huge to get any nominations.

Though James Adomian’s Leykis on Comedy Bang Bang is almost worth the existence of the real guy. Almost. No, it’s not. But still, it’s recommended if you’ve never heard it (guests were Amy Poehler and then Maria Bamford).

The new GOP spokesman is Poochie the Dog.

No. It would be nice if we could put away partisanship for a minute and admit it looks like every song done by kids in every recital. They’re cute and doing their best. If The Daily Caller had done this story about kids singing for Bernie, everybody here would be going nuts about them criticizing children.

Interesting story. He retreated from a fight with his girlfriend, and the roommate forced his way into the room and attacked him. I’m curious how it’ll turn out.

It got a cheer after it was done in the theater I saw it, and I swear I was the only person to get up when the credits started rolling. Everyone else just stayed.

We’ve entered a new era of 2% growth instead of the old school 4% growth we had in the past. We tried to paper over that it was coming for 30 years through credit, but now we’re at the point where we have to live with it.

And the really good jewelry. But he comes before the cheap stuff, right?

With you. I happen to be unbreakable and never get hurt, but I fall constantly. Off things, into things, over things...nothing is safe around me.

He’s also neglecting that pickup drivers have more brand loyalty. One reason they only ask for a bigger one and financing is that they decided ahead of time to get another Ford, Chevy, or Dodge. Nobody has a Honda with Calvin pissing on a Toyota on the back window.