Don’t do that. You might wake up as stupid as these people and no one needs that.

I’m going to slam my head into a wall now.

“It’s been causing me to feel inferior and like I am falling behind other guys.”

Wow that last girl, totally a side-piece. Winced the entire read through.

hey-ooooooo

Nah, the o-zone is where I go every night from 10:00-10:30. And that smells completely different.

Anxiety boner killers are the worst!!! You feel like such a schmuck when they happen.

You know, it’s funny, I went to Paisley Park a couple of weeks ago and all I could smell was lavender.

Could be ozone from an electrical arc. That has a smell.

keep clear of Bruno Mars then, he might deviate the hell out of your septum.

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

Regarding the third letter:

I really think you should recommend that the ED guy see a doctor before telling him that it’s all in his head.

Dr. Nerdlove’s advice is great for the first letter, but this got glanced over:

Ex-PI here, Stuck in the Middle’s BF is full of shit. Dump his ass.

Easy fix for Stuck In The Middle: call him while she’s with him and check if her number comes up as “Best Buy” or “Psyde Peace” or “Jason (Kotaku)“.

Stuck in the Middle is more like clinging to the side. Get the hell out.

It is very interesting he’s been so quiet on this topic. It’s so ripe for his whole schtick- the environment, protesting, minority rights, police officers, corporate rights. I mean, you’d think he’s have a lot of things to scream about.

My grandma successfully ignored her lung cancer and certainly didn’t die from it in 1988.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”