It isn’t EA and it isn’t Activision so that’s the good news at least. I’m kind of surprised it isn’t Zenimax buying them, but if anyone is *going* to...I reluctantly agree that MS is probably the least disastrous option of the big studios.

Without Laremy, we got smoked.

“Hello, this is Dr. Brody from the Mayo Clinic.”

Two things:

Exemplars indeed, but of the average, not the best.

SIDEBAR: Someone trucking out “SJW” is automatic license to entirely dismiss their moronic ass.

Look, honest question: Do you think that 4chan and 8ch trolls prefer that you ignore their memes, or write 1000-word think pieces on them?

“Obama Emerges From Hiding To Offer Worthless Endorsement”

If they really want Beto to win, they should have Hillary Clinton and Obama put out a joint endorsement of Ted Cruz. 

“Hi Brett.”

Agreed. I think the best way to redeem the bit is if the playoff Jamboroos are all grandpa poop stories.

Predictions on how Cap is going to die:

I can’t believe Evans was allowed to post that, and leave it up. Honestly, in a way it makes me believe the character is not going to die, just because of how obvious a spoiler this would be.

Fuck Brett Kavanaugh. 

The Red Sox play tomorrow. 

I will always find it hilarious that as long as Aaron Rodgers is good enough to drag the Packers to the playoffs, he’ll be saddled with McCarthy.

Sasse and Flake are never going to be President. The Republican base that nominated Trump is not going to suddenly come to its senses and the NeverTrumps are so desperate to save the brand they’ll be more likely to run someone like Kasich/Sasse/Flake as an 3rd Party/Independent candidate rather than endorse Democratic…

“ Annie’s mom apparently had some mental health problems, too, something we didn’t know earlier in the show. “

How could Hughes possibly have been expected to know that? You want him to make a three-hour trip through poring snow and rabid wolves to the Chicago library, find a copy of the book, and then pore over dusty video game magazines until he found the release date of the game as well?! :P

Miss Piggy most definitely had a sexual orientation.