Truth. I feel like most Gizmodo articles should end with the
“Sent from my iPad” signature.

What’s especially despicable about United is the fact that this latest jaw-dropping incident doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for the airline. It was just a couple of weeks ago that United refused to allow three young girls to board their flight, because they were wearing leggings. United didn’t apologize for that…

It’s actually just one script done over 14 times with different actors, improved special effects, and ever increasing amounts of TNT. The final film is the equivalent of watching the Yule log burn on tv but with less plot.

The entire last paragraph made no sense to me in any point of reference.