It’s almost like the Canadian team recognized how uncomfortable their opponents were, and effectively apologized for it.

Is this about the golf team or the football team?

now they see an opening and they can take advantage of him

What’s the over/under on how long until he wins an Oscar?

That’s what she said.

5'5'’ over here. Oddly (or maybe not, something in the water) I am not the shortest person in my circle of friends and no one is really over 5'8'’ from my neighborhood.

My takeaway from this: “Keep on fucking that chicken, guys” will be my go to phrase for all purposes from now on.

Every few years there comes along a pretty accurate passer and the scouts collectively say, “Hurrrr, he’s too short. Probably can’t even see over the line.” Then they draft Brock Osweiler because you can’t teach that prototypical body type. And then Drew Brees and Russell Wilson kick everybody’s ass, and the…

This blog is rude to both dog whistles and butt cheeks, neither of which deserves to be associated with older Tammy Lauren up there.

What a weird take.

Ordering my jersey now (just kidding, I ordered it on October 30th).

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

Exactly. He goes and fucks up Pulisic too, and he goes straight to the top of the Armenian-American soccer fan shit-list. Please believe the eight of us can make your life miserable.

suckerdumped there weren’t we

Nah you taught that kid an important lesson: Life is cruel horseshit and you should use booze to cope.

Eh, kinda-sorta. Yes, he’s in a very favorable bargaining position, but by the same token, the Niners are somewhere around $100 million under the salary cap currently. They could pay Garoppolo $30 million a season, and still have more than enough left over to rebuild the entire rest of their roster. It might lead to…

Well I’m sure this will go over well with everyone.

Earlier this year, climber Brian Koralewski was working on a V6 problem in Little Rock Canyon, Utah, near Provo.

Is there some kind of bear-vs-fox beef I’m not aware of?

They could have laid out a reason as eloquently as F. Scott Fitzgerald and the right wing spin machine would do the same thing.