No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

If there is any justice in this world, he will mess with Boogie Cousins who will obliterate him leaving only a stain of Axe hair gel on the court.

The comment about having to drag her luggage “nearly two miles” is particularly tone deaf when compared to someone who left all their belongings behind to flee a war. I’d actually respect the comment more if it was Chris Berman b/c there’s no way he could haul a suitcase two miles.

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

Was expecting to find that Ricky Rubio had become a two-sport athlete...

Fittingly, I’m laying a couple of bricks as I read this.

Jeets gave out a lotta gift baskets.

Sitting on the edge of a chair in his office, the Motor City’s skyline a steel gray in the late-afternoon November sun

If you’re trying to determine if that’s really Sidney Ponson, it’s going to take more proof than that. Probably at least 80 proof.

Alien abduction for sure. That or he tore an ACL getting into the car and wasn’t wearing his life alert pendant.

I was a teenager, I barely washed myself, let alone my possessions.

In this boat story, I guess that guy’s playing the part of Odell Beckham Jr.

Hey Tom,

That was you? I thought it was That Other Guy.

I wonder if the team will send him to the same facility as the guy who designed their new uniforms.

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Do the Cavs, who needed a bad call to go in their favor to win need to play better in the preceeding 47 minutes or nah, just fuck the Warriors?

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

You, sir...dropped your monocle.