Just ordered one for my soon to be four year old. (The clock, not a Rolex. He's a Breitling kid.)

Hah, go fuck yourself Post.

Chicago has so many neighborhood dives, I hope they stay forever.

I’m a bit prejudiced but my hometown of Chicago has the finest selection of dive bars. A real dive bar has a personality. People choose their favorite bar, they find one that fits them. After I moved to a different place, I found that what people there referred to as dive bars were only dumps, offering nothing. 

Really Stupid Dumbass is right about Chief Queef being right!

His resignation letter only said IDIQUIT

Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow, David Spade, Bradley Cooper, Jason Bateman, and Tobey Maguire, to name a few...

See you tomorrow

Anyone think the bit at 1.08 was Chewie and Han in the Falcon?

Indiana Jones versus the Neptune Society.

Now he's told employees that "bankruptcy isn't out of the question" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. What a fucking moron.

There is no better place to throw them than at each other.  Otherwise, what’s the point?  Also, see roman candles.

Oh, and by the way, despite the steep price tag of many missions, all of NASA costs something like one cent on the tax dollar. We spend way more money on tanks, corporate welfare, and political donations, or even on lip balm than we do on space.

Many should also apologize to themselves because 53% of white women who voted, voted for Trump.

Nice try! But leading with a well-known climate-denial blog is bad form, bruh. You need to ease your way into that well-trodden horseshit.

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

That would have been 5 seasons too many! 

I would have watched 50 more seasons with Creed Bratton as manager. 

that podcast seems sad, in a “peaked in high school” kind of way.

I mean, the “solution” is to not have the lowest vaccination of any developed nation besides Russia and maintaining protocols until cases are next to non-existent instead of the rollercoaster of giving up the fight right as we’re turning the corner like firefighters that start packing up when they’ve got the open…