Oh God. I know right? I’m in my office laughing so hard I’m goddam cryin’! I’m going to hell for this one but this is hilarious!

Oh common...  That’s piss for sure.

Our tech might be so old to them that they have lost track of it somehow. But hell I’m sure it’s just good old current times Earth war games.

I fuck you not, I was in a bathroom with Lou Ferrigno where he was obviously in a stall taking a shit then left without washing his hands. It was at some kind-of-knock off comicon where he spent the entire day shaking people’s hands.

So I guess I’m basically his colon.

I bet Gordan Ramsay is openly happy about this. 

Well.... To each his own. Because that looks fan-fucking-tastic to me! (that being said I pretty much love any breakfast food)

I’m power washin my shhhhiitt this weekend.

She’s 5'9" ???!!!

God that has to be a system shock to her young fans when they see her in real life.

God I love it when this happens!

Common...  To be fair the Democratic party fucked itself by running her. She was a poor choice.  They should have run Bernie, he would have won, they didn’t so the dipshit won. That’s that.

Not going to lie... I went to the National Mall for the 4th of July a few years ago...

It was fuckkkingg llaaaaammmmeee. Jesus. The golf course on the edge of the city puts on a better show. Jesus. The backwood yokels around here put on a better goddam fireworks display. To say the least, I was disappointed.  D.C.’s…

If you ever have a cracked or fractured rib.... NEVER SNEEZE!!

No Dog Dogmeath from Fallout?    GTFOH with this list.

Trannys.

This is a stupid stupid hot take. But I work weird hours at my job that not eating Sun up to Sun down really wouldn’t be a big problem for me. I wonder if anyone that follows strict Ramadan rules has ever taken a job just for this benefit.  And even more I wonder if that person ever gets side-eyed by a peer as they…

Lock picking is super interesting and fun! It is also scary as shit how incredibly easy it is to pull off with a rudimentary kit. I’m a complete novice and the only lock I can’t pick is the kind that requires a key with teeth on both sides. (.Lies. I can’t crack any type of ‘code’ lock but in my mind that’s when you…

If you have a tubular lock pick, tubular locks are the easiest locks to pick. The lock pick literally does all the work for you. It’s just a tubular lock multi-key.

Bah... I hate to say it.. I wouldn’t be surprised if this whale winds up ‘missing’. It being discovered means it is now a liability to whatever government that trained it.

I’d play the hell outta some Marrowind on that.

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