This is a stupid stupid hot take. But I work weird hours at my job that not eating Sun up to Sun down really wouldn’t be a big problem for me. I wonder if anyone that follows strict Ramadan rules has ever taken a job just for this benefit.  And even more I wonder if that person ever gets side-eyed by a peer as they…

Lock picking is super interesting and fun! It is also scary as shit how incredibly easy it is to pull off with a rudimentary kit. I’m a complete novice and the only lock I can’t pick is the kind that requires a key with teeth on both sides. (.Lies. I can’t crack any type of ‘code’ lock but in my mind that’s when you…

If you have a tubular lock pick, tubular locks are the easiest locks to pick. The lock pick literally does all the work for you. It’s just a tubular lock multi-key.

Bah... I hate to say it.. I wouldn’t be surprised if this whale winds up ‘missing’. It being discovered means it is now a liability to whatever government that trained it.

I’d play the hell outta some Marrowind on that.

If you actually do like music like this check out The American Analog Set.

Granted.. I’ve only heard the song Unbearably White off the new album which yeah, isn’t a great song. But for God’s sake they’re arn’t that much of a shit band.

God I’m going to get banned from Jalop’ for this....   What the hell is that thing? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one before.

I’m baby.

*Slams face against wall then dive headfirst into the bottom of a bucket of water to drown myself.

I’m finally getting into Overwatch... (Yeah... Super late to the game on that one.) But I’m going to try and get into Return of the Obra Dinn.

Oh... And there’s no damn way I won’t be playing at least a little Smash Bros and prob some Tetris ‘99. If I have time I need to fine tune some emulators on a tablet and a…

It sure as fuck wasn’t Ghosts ‘n Goblins...

I’m not 100% sure but probably the original nes Super Mario Bros.

There is noooo goddam way she’s only 49...   I want to see that birth certificate

Good God that girl (woman) could never look bad.   (She’s mah alltime crush)  She could be Flu-sick bad mexican food stomach ill and she’d still be a stone cold fox.

Oh common man. Shit does happen.

.... Don’t you try and take that there is indeed a hell away from me..! I’m rooting hard for one to exist.

Weird gross guy rant...

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’d marry Charlize Theron right know! She’s always seemed so dope and cool and of course BBBeautiful!

So what I’ma sayin’ is.   I’m sure that’ll work out.

It WASSSS good. But that shit needs to die two or three years ago.

I’d much rather someone that can’t handle situation to at least record the event hopefully to lead to an arrest.  I don’t want some 95 pound 17 year old (boy or girl) getting involved with something they can’t handle just because they “should” have done something.

It should abso-fucking-lutely should be abolished. The practice is fucking horrific.

(Grown ass man here saying “Give me back the rest of my goddam dick you fucking idiots.)