Not that Lana Del Rey looks ‘bad’ but I get what you’re sayin here.

God I love these guys. I saw them in Chicago and the theater was packed, good for them. They work hard and deserve the fan fair.

No fucking way I’d risk having the whole internet world coming after me over a dumb jacket.

“eughhueghghuehgh!” !LMFAO!

Agreed, I’ve touted Lambrusco for years. Good stuff!

I got a new desktop! After years of being disappointed with goddam laptops I’m back in the game. (If I sound like I’m twelve it’s because I feel like a goddam twelve year old.) Weeeeeeeeeee!!

#5 ..That is how I feel anytime I go into a Kohl’s. 

*Fuck that “teacher”.

You’ve never lived man.

..... The whole damn article I was wondering wtf this had to do with that awesome band Purity Ring?!

I tell waiters/waitresses I’m allergic to fennel seeds and have them ask the chef if they are in any meats I order so I know for sure not to order anything if they are included. ...Because I fucking hate fennel seeds.

...... I was kinda stoked for this movie :(

Lol that might be goddam hilarious. (And I love the Duke)

Amy FTW.

She’s married to Dave Franco.

^Nice!

LAAAAAA BEEASSSTT!!!

(Have a good day!)

Yeahhh.... I also got one of these once once upon a time. It was one magical day!

LOL

JeeeesssuuusssssssssChrrrriiisssstttt. What a bunch of bitches.