I get a plate and a fork out and get ready to eat a huge heaping amount of shit...

Hard case of the latter.

Well... It was shit role in a terrible movie and she didn’t deserve it soooo... Yea, I agree with her.

Lol. Fair enough!

Guy if you’re pulling $500 a day at work you don’t need this dude’s 1k...

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEESSSSSSS! To all of this!

In a perfect world it’s Anders Holm

Uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh....

LOL what goddam movie is this from??

Shit gets weird quick in an emergency. People need to grow the fuck up and understand that.

Better to have that drilled into your head than this...

This guy is going to take so much shit and it’s all going to be bullshit.

lol hahaha. ok. I forfeit. “jack off of all trades”.
Dude, you’re a one liner guy. Stick with that.

Ah hell seriously have a good weekend man! Screw this shit.

As long as it’s ‘on on’ local cable ‘on on’ at the right time I guess I’m ‘ok ok’ with it.

I’m fucking around mate. Don’t get all worked up. I’ve said dumbshit and got blasted on the Internets. No big deal. It’s the weekend bigger fish to fry!

Shut the fuck up, please?

Shut the fuck up.

Best part of the show for me.

10 minutes? ... I’m going to assume you haven’t waited for a lot of dinners at a Texas Road House...

No talent hacks covering no talent hacks.

^ *That was kinda mean. Best of luck to all the writers, you’re all fine people.

I’m just tired of the whole growing trend with “satirizing” articles in ‘Gawker Media’ (wrong name I guess!).

Just let the Onion do their thing and Jez you do you. Jesus am I going to have to start scrolling past “XX-Day’s left of Kristen Who-The-Fuck-Ever” again?