You need send a better man.. Not because I defended myself so well, rather you’ve obviously killed the wrong person. Ah shit, shouldn’t say that I guess.

I got a Amazon Dot a few weeks ago and hooked it up to a Bose Wave 2 and have loved the damn thing! Music, alarms, news (‘briefing’), weather.

One time I came home hammerd and “opened the magic door”, played that dumb game for about an hour.

What do you mean? (I totally clicked it...)

DAMNNN Kelly Rippa makes an on-fire Harlequin 

Oh get ittt...!

Completely agree. Never liked Fallon. Not on SNL, not his show, not ever.

“When your teacher gives a break on an assignment and gives you a better grade than you deserve but you owe them one for being nice”. And then you pay back that debt by laying someone that hits that teacher the fuck out.

Arn’t drones loud as fuck? Any drone I’ve ever seen / heard sure was. I guess these folks weren’t paying attention to their surroundings much at all. Ohhwelll, got me!

Oh what an ass haha. I didn’t even catch the upper left of this video where the read camera was recording. I get why the guy was kinda pissed but dang what a dipshit.

This is fucking great!

Oh fuck this guy or anyone that flat out murders anyone, eye for an eye. I think we don’t kill enough people like this and quicker. You rape someone, death sentence. Murder, death sentence. Kill be killed, move along.

gtfoh

Yup, we just don’t give a hoot. No hoots to give!

This was easily the only good to come from Avatar..

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO HARD TO CHEWWW.
KRISPY KREME.

Only the 2 Castlevania games? No 3?!

No Chip and Dale rescue rangers? For shame!

(Still totally buying this)

Now when you say worked...

I assume you were a pretty bad pit sweater, so this, actually “worked”? As in really helped out?

(Just assume I’m a sweaty fat oaf asking this dumb question)