TheMercury7

10/5/16

Oh fuck this guy or anyone that flat out murders anyone, eye for an eye. I think we don’t kill enough people like this and quicker. You rape someone, death sentence. Murder, death sentence. Kill be killed, move along.

10/5/16

gtfoh

10/4/16

Yup, we just don’t give a hoot. No hoots to give!

8/26/16

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

8/22/16

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

8/1/16

SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO HARD TO CHEWWW.
KRISPY KREME.

6/15/16

I like the title, I came wanted to be like “Ohhhh fucccckkk this lady...” But walked out going, “awwwwww, holllllly shiiiittttt!”

6/14/16

Dude, your name is lllleeegiittt.

6/8/16

lol, dude, I bet that’s something the cops gave him when they took his clothes for evidence... Just sayin

5/31/16

lololol

5/31/16

I totally thought from the title of the article the Gambit cosplayer whipped a card into the crowd and pegged someone in the contact in their eye. Misssssreeeaaad.

5/2/16

Good God. Welp, they just made a sale.

4/21/16

I wish the bands were 22mm not 20mm.... I’ve found 22 to be my sweet spot.

4/8/16

The redhead seems like she’d be a crack up to get plastered with.

4/8/16

Well, I’ll be saying my farewell to her tonight via xvideos. That girl did some great (dirty) work.

3/31/16

So which of these do I type into the Xvidoes search engine to see the movie...

3/29/16

Any better deals on the label tape that ya know of?

3/29/16

I destroyed the cover of this magazine the night I had gotten this in the mail. .No shame.

3/29/16

With all the years of grief I’ve gotten from random women about a damn toilet seat lid I could give a shit less about catering to tampon needs also.

3/23/16

I love it when Jalopnik does this stuff! Good luck team! (As I am no help because I have nooo freagin clue)