I saw one of these on the road near NC and thought the same exact fucking thing.

DOLBY DTS FOR THE WIN!

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Oh my god these people are idiots

This sounds bad.... But it’s oh so good...

Fun article art, kudos

What. A. Dipshit.

I really hope this guy gets a huge ass kicking asap.

..... That’s pretty damn badass

..... That’s pretty damn badass

I thought my computer desk was the original jerker...

I thought my computer desk was the original jerker...

“I’m returning these pants to the pants store.”

This, this story here, is a goddam shame.

Best title to an article of all time!

I think there is a lot of wiggle room. If you’re taking a loan, you need money. It all depends on the ratio of want to need. Something serious and something frivolous calls for different measures.

One of the best songs ever.

“They will take you downtown for a blood test, you can minimize your chances by halfway through the trip suddenly screaming that you just saw a guy get murdered in a factory or a field that you passed, they won’t believe you, but they have to stop and check it out, that’ll buy you twenty minutes”

Dudes got a damn nice watch also

People think I’m crazy about the urine thing when I say this, but this time last year after that big hurricane on the east cost around the 4th of July a buddy of mine and myself were out in the ocean at the beach in Kitty Hawk, NC. At night time there wasn’t really anyone around but us because I think a lot of people…