“I’m returning these pants to the pants store.”

This, this story here, is a goddam shame.

Best title to an article of all time!

I think there is a lot of wiggle room. If you’re taking a loan, you need money. It all depends on the ratio of want to need. Something serious and something frivolous calls for different measures.

One of the best songs ever.

“They will take you downtown for a blood test, you can minimize your chances by halfway through the trip suddenly screaming that you just saw a guy get murdered in a factory or a field that you passed, they won’t believe you, but they have to stop and check it out, that’ll buy you twenty minutes”

Dudes got a damn nice watch also

People think I’m crazy about the urine thing when I say this, but this time last year after that big hurricane on the east cost around the 4th of July a buddy of mine and myself were out in the ocean at the beach in Kitty Hawk, NC. At night time there wasn’t really anyone around but us because I think a lot of people…

I scrolled through the comments just to see the asshole that refers to a “joint” as a “marijuana cigarette”... Yea, close enough, you can be that person. So, fuck you!

Welp, I’ll go ahead and say it then.

It’s good to see most people on the road know to get the fuck out of the way and stop as far out of the way as possible also.

I’m dying to know of any digital photo frames that will play animated .gif files???! Anyone know if the one listed does..? If not... know of annnyy that do?

I’m dying to know of any digital photo frames that will play animated .gif files???! Anyone know if the one listed…

Just let the 5 year old sluts show thier damn shoulders. That way the 5 year old frat boys can claim “she was asking for it wearing spaghetti straps!”

BUFORD T. FUCKTARD lolololol

FTW!

No leagues??? Buuuulllllshhhiiiitttttttttttttttttt.

The perfume / cologne outlet stores always have crazy good deals... If you can hold your breath long enough in those little shops to make it in and out before you die from the fumes.

(I seriously have no idea how anyone could work a full shift in those places)

I picked up that "OxyLED MD50 Cree 500 Lumen" flash light last time it was on sale. I can vouch thing is insanely bright, especially given it's size.

I picked up that "OxyLED MD50 Cree 500 Lumen" flash light last time it was on sale. I can vouch thing is insanely…