WE’RE GONNA REMAKE EVERYTHING THERE OUTTA OAK IT’S GONNA BE REAL FUCKIN CLASSY

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That’s just good republican strategy;

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

It’s about time someone thought of this. So many fatherless babies are strutting around like they own the damn place. Got to shut that shit down.

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

Is there anything stopping everyone from just putting down Ted Cruz?

I guess I don’t mind someone treating herself as a brood mare, but leave the rest of us out of it, goddamn.

the surrealism of small-town life—the darkness and weirdness bubbling beneath Riverdale’s wholesome façade.

“featuring catalogs thrown in trash cans”

Think of how many companies have now withstood conservative backlash and come out better for it. Cheerios, Target, Starbucks, Google, Disney...

DONE! My email:

In case you’re interested, here’s what the UN Women fund actually does. Note that “killing babies” is nowhere on their list of achievements.

No, they want them to grow up and become a good wife and mother.

You should tell them!

fuck their ‘what is your dream’ campaign fuck all this

While they are busy regressing...They should stop selling ladies slacks next... We don’t need em in the kitchen, ya know?

This is crazy. How can any of these parents be against ending gender discrimination? How has feminism become a dogwhistle for abortion? I don’t understand these people. How do they sleep at night?

Consistent with their name, they’re now offering a donation option for the Flat Earth Society.