I’ll make it worse.

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never get a tattoo related to an SO in any way. It’s a curse, I tell you!

I prefer the better unknown steaks and the person more amazing than Celine Dion we’ll never get to know.

The black literary experience, as lauded by the white literary world, must include something harrowing. I resent that.

Yeah, but, yoga and other forms of exercise can seriously minimize the symptoms of depression and other mental illnesses. Maybe it’s not a CURE, but it’s been proven time and time again that yoga and other forms of exercise can be seriously helpful in overcoming mental illness. That’s not at all a myth or mystical,…

Everyone in my yoga class is a tired mom who barely has time to wash the baby puke out of her hair, let alone apply henna. Or (in another time slot), cheerful retirees fending off the effects of arthritis. Maybe its regional, but these culturally appropriating “practitioners” are unknown to me.

Ok, so let me see if we can get some clear rules.

I’ve been practicing yoga for DECADES and have NEVER come across a yoga class that gets “caught up in the eastern mysticism thing.” What’s your reference point?

No, that’s segregation. Seriously, these people are being ironically bigoted.

Precisely my thoughts. There’s cultural appropriation but there’s also cultural exchange and the latter is amazing and beneficial for everyone. I think yoga, in general, is an example of the latter.

Texas did just that back in 2010. It’s now called “Letter Math.”

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant.

*belts into song* THEY’RE OLD FOR THEIR AGES...

I’m also surprised this woman enrolled her kids in musical theater and was surprised that there were gay people around. Is she new?

Don’t ou speak ill of my beloved Toshi, you Godless Whore...

You know what an unconventional lifestyles is? Wearing suits made of bread. Speaking only in iambic hexameter. Worshipping a Toshiba VCR that you've had since 1992.

I mean, the mom is clearly an ass, but I don’t think I want my kids taught by someone who doesn’t know affect from effect and mixes up their/they’re/there.

Jesus Christ! Even Angelina’s menopause has to be amazing.

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.