White Man fails again

That’s just confirming their own biases when they believe that J.K. Rowling must by default be male, otherwise it’s fraud. She didn’t assume a completely different identity, that *is* her name and she’s entitled to abbreviate to just her initials if that’s what she wants to do.

until every goddamned thing’s reduced to botched captions

It’s troubling that the most fledgling attempts towards reaching equal representation could seem, to anyone, like evidence that the still-dominant class of white men has already lost the upper hand.

EGR, I am irate that you, Jezebel and Gawker Media have refused to cover the breaking story about the delicious chorizo burrito and coffee I am having while I delay working. An unconscionable editorial decision and obvious evidence of poor journalism skills. What is Jezebel hiding?!?

clearly, Sarah is part of the team that wrote the ad, but the team couldn’t afford to have it featured on Jezebel.

The argument implicit in the Vox piece seems to be that the paid advertising a publication accepts is a truer test of its values than the editorial content it runs, which is so bizarre, and so Vox.

English teachers: if you want to punish your students, have them diagram a sentence from a Palin interview.

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

-Sent from my vulva

Sounds like some made up bullshiiiiiiiiiiit.

I just tell my single friends that if someone likes you, they like you. No game playing, no waiting 3 days to call. Yes I'm smug married but I dated enough shitty guys to know. It really goes both ways.

I love that Graham Yost who wrote for Hey Dude went on to create and write for the amazing FX show Justified. The Hey Dude location set is still standing, it's like a creepy ghost town. I'm all about Salute Your Shorts, love me some Donkey lips. And Zeke the Plumber.

OMG they should should have a Wet Hot American Summer-style reboot of Clarissa Explains it all—the same cast, playing the same characters, at the age they were in the original show. I would watch the crap out of that. :D

On the other hand, what if it was for, like, who was that character in “Tool Time?” The one who we never saw his face.

THE SECRET WORLD OF ALEX MACK ANYONE REMEMBER I WANT TO TURN INTO GOO AND GO PLACES!

These guys or GTFO.

As long as Hey Arnold is a part of this, I’m down. Hey Arnold FTW BEST 90S SHOW.

Seriously though, you guys. Most of Hey Arnold! (except the Haunted Train episode, ugh, I'm so mad about that) can be found on Youtube. And guess what? Hey Arnold is like, an incredible show.