The military sent me a Mach 3 razor in the mail when I was 17. I used it on my legs for years!

Such moral ambiguity. Do you believe in anything?

Broken down into steps:

men tend to be flustered: “oh, I’m sorry. I thought— this whole time I guess I was thinking you were a man. Uh, not that it matters.

That’s hilarious— these people are so conditioned to respond to a male name that they don’t even realize that they’re responding to a Bart-Simpson-caliber prank-call name!

I would take any number of “thought you were” conversations if it meant I was getting more interviews. I’ve never interviewed for a job and not gotten an offer or it (I haven’t taken all the offers, but I always get an offer) but I don’t get nearly as many interviews as I want compared to the number of resumes I send…

I’m going to test it for a week straight just to ensure scientific rigor.

You know the world is f’ed when J.K. Rowling *still* writes under a dude’s name.

Every time I hear about “present exactly the same person/work but trick the decision-maker into believing the person is male (/white/able-bodied/straight)” experiments I want to scream and shove it in everyone’s faces. People spend so much time and energy saying “women (/PoC/etc) just don’t try as hard / don’t care as…

I'm sorry I thought your mom was dressing herself again.

i am committed to finding at least a week’s worth of amy poehler’s playsuit.

I want you inside me!

I just came here because I’ve been waiting all weekend for an appropriate time to share this gif.

I don’t understand this at all. EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS AMAZING. Her dancing is my favorite thing ever.

my own style goal, which is to always look like a harried, unstable choreographer who’s late for rehearsal because some guy jumped in front of the F train.

because god is testing us.

Don’t make fun of the guy who dresses my mom.

I just read a snippet of an interview with Josh Charles where he said they had to sew the 2 extra popped collars into the shirt because layering 3 shirts didn’t work. It’s a truly great look.

My boyfriend and I got into a heated discussion regarding Ken Marino’s pecs and if they are pec implants. He’s in good shape so part of me wanted to say no, but in the last episode, he honestly looked a little...breasty. I did a google search with no results. HELP ME END THIS DEBATE, INTERNET.

No, no this is... “bestcore”. It is NK after all. ;)