If that’s not proof that they’re Dementors I don’t know what is. They probably only want all those unborn babies to be born so they have more souls to suck.

or eggs or sperm!

Here’s where I, usually a pretty tolerant agnostic when it comes to other people’s religious beliefs, really really fucking roll my eyes. If you’re so deep into believing that things like Adam & Eve and the resurrection actually happened, that those events seem plausible enough to you so that you’d unquestionably…

Aborting fetuses and aborting them in specific ways in order to obtain tissue?

It’s a sentient UTI. If that isn’t the definition of newsworthy then I don’t know what is.

Right? I had the exact same reaction. Popped over to their website real quick to learn that their name used to be the less-misleading Morality In Media, which I assume they changed from the even-less-misleading Prudie Pruderson and the Prudes.

i will ALWAYS love that cosmo is the same fucking magazine every month. same sex tips, same shopping tips, same quiz, same vague nod toward bizniz and career, a dry interview with a female celeb, one almost-legit article on SOMETHING that’s caught the public attention, a snippit from a romance novel. end.

This is such goddamn fucking puritanical bullshit. It has me so irritated and incredulous that I can’t form a good response. Fuck this fucking shit.

But if young women don’t read Cosmo, how will they learn the simple and finite rules of haircare? Murderers will be getting off scott free.

When regular basic chicks in the city carry those enormous mutant bags in the same way, I laugh just as hard.

Someone on these threads told me that Taylor Swift, just when walking around town, not traveling or anything, is followed by a guy who carries her “real” bag (which is huge) while she carries whatever dainty thing of the moment on the crook of her arm. So this is a real thing apparently!

The most expensive is version is crocodile (it also comes in lizard and leather) and it’s lined with goat skin. There are a few different sizes (bigger ones are more expensive, obviously). The bag comes with a custom lock and key (it was originally made as travel bag). The hardware is gold or palladium plated. You…

But you assume that travellers of the class who own Birkins and travel with them are actually handling any other luggage! Carrying a bag other than in the crook of one’s arm risks pulling one’s ensemble askew, and furthermore renders the display of the bag far less photogenic.

This is so thorough and enjoyable! “She also hates croutons and loves monster movies”

I bought my bag at Target.

fucking logan.

Goddamn it LOGAN!

Nobody. Should. Be. Dying. In. Jail.

“Everything that I’ve taught you about our faith should be ignored because the government knows better than your dad.”