Also curly hair and hair in pony tails sets off the scanners. I know a lot of people of color who have been furious when their hair gets patted down; I’m a white lady but come on, curly hair is NOT RESILIENT and does not like being touched by others!!!

Worst-case scenario: good old-fashioned voter suppression. Maybe slash her tires or lock her in a closet on election day?

MARRY ME

Not just famous and fairly recent, the OBVIOUS PARALLEL SPEECH made at the same event by a person in the same role.

I mean, our river did light on fire once.

Congrats! And thanks for following up!!!

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS.

Eeeewww I’ve never had a yoga teacher ever talk literally about my soul. Yuck yuck.

Yoga teachers/studios vary widely in this respect. Some teachers are just there for the good workout—find one of those and you will be much happier!

Also there’s no way the voting is real.

Trillin’s whole jam is writing “humorously” bad doggerel

They’ll name them for whoever writes the biggest check.

I don’t even HAVE a Starbucks in my midwestern small college town. But I do have two outstanding independent coffee shops that rendered my former affection for Starbucks null.

I think that’s any time a woman is good at her job.

Sounds familiar . . .

You shouldn’t have to preface a statement about a candidate’s political savvy and experience by saying that it’s horrifying. Nor should you have to say she “probably” knows some shit. She sure as hell knows some shit, and someone’s political savvy and experience is absolutely a reason to vote for them.

And how would people feel about Elizabeth Warren after the GOP and the misogynists had 25 years to tear her down?

Yes. We don’t have a constitutional right to a primary election, do we?

Bummer! I will not yogevangelize to you aside from saying that it’s the best ever and I’m sorry you find it uncomfortable!

Objectively false.