and they can breathe fire too (well, maybe not, but spread the word that they do).

“I don’t regret enforcing the law, because I took an oath to do that”

Oh, get the fuck out of here, Kirstjen. You are and were complicit in the illegal and brutal treatment of children and you should not have a moment of peace for the rest of your life. Fuck you, you disingenuous asshole.

Right on cue, dipshit Ivanka took credit on behalf of the Trump administration for something Google’s been working on long before that orange asshole was in office.

Entirely possible he had one in his other hand/pocket/desk drawer/Mercedes. 

See, Trump was right! We DO share a culture with the Romans!!!

They're doing it because Google is releasing an updated version of the Mini and they're offloading inventory. It's got nothing to do with the service or music selection. 

I imagine it was closely related to her having a vagina. 

I am LOVING* the shit heads out here saying, “You know, it wasn’t only black people who were lynched!”

At least you're prepared. 

Yeesh. Wonder if ol’ Norman is a Trump supporter?*

I wonder why he'd want to fuck anyone who says different. Isn't he married to a supermodel?

I feel quite certain that incels (you know, those winners who blame everyone else for no one wanting to touch their sad lil' dicks) are also outwardly firm believers in boot-strap theory and think any government assistance is unnecessary and should be banned. 

Hell, he could have stopped it at "No" and that would have been fine. Nothing else is necessary. But not now, when everyone who's rich and famous fancies themselves a victim. 

Yankees fans just didn't pray hard enough. 

Why in the HELL is this still in the greys?

Why in the HELL is this still in the greys?

God, the Doral thing was such an obvious ploy to get upgrades for the resort on the country’s dime. They’d have to do extensive work to host G7, which they could conveniently just charge to the U.S. It’s really amazing how these crooked motherfuckers have just gotten brazen with their grift, and how their dumbshit…

During the run-up to the 2016 election, I had a conversation with a coworker who is of the “both sides are terrible” variety. Her position on Trump was that he was awful, but she couldn’t bring herself to vote for Hillary because she “just couldn’t forgive Hillary for what happened in Benghazi.” When I asked her to…

He also said there were 25,000 or more people in the Dallas arena, which holds about 20,000 people.

“You see, if you consider negative space and the distance from the ground to the ozone layer, since Miami is only about 6' above sea level, technically it’s much bigger than, say, the Denver airport, which is closer to the sky.”