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I am LOVING* the shit heads out here saying, “You know, it wasn’t only black people who were lynched!”

At least you're prepared. 

Yeesh. Wonder if ol’ Norman is a Trump supporter?*

I wonder why he'd want to fuck anyone who says different. Isn't he married to a supermodel?

I feel quite certain that incels (you know, those winners who blame everyone else for no one wanting to touch their sad lil' dicks) are also outwardly firm believers in boot-strap theory and think any government assistance is unnecessary and should be banned. 

Hell, he could have stopped it at "No" and that would have been fine. Nothing else is necessary. But not now, when everyone who's rich and famous fancies themselves a victim. 

Yankees fans just didn't pray hard enough. 

Why in the HELL is this still in the greys?

Why in the HELL is this still in the greys?

God, the Doral thing was such an obvious ploy to get upgrades for the resort on the country’s dime. They’d have to do extensive work to host G7, which they could conveniently just charge to the U.S. It’s really amazing how these crooked motherfuckers have just gotten brazen with their grift, and how their dumbshit

During the run-up to the 2016 election, I had a conversation with a coworker who is of the “both sides are terrible” variety. Her position on Trump was that he was awful, but she couldn’t bring herself to vote for Hillary because she “just couldn’t forgive Hillary for what happened in Benghazi.” When I asked her to

He also said there were 25,000 or more people in the Dallas arena, which holds about 20,000 people.

“You see, if you consider negative space and the distance from the ground to the ozone layer, since Miami is only about 6' above sea level, technically it’s much bigger than, say, the Denver airport, which is closer to the sky.”

In the world of sneakers, $80 really isn’t that much anymore.* If you want a quality shoe that will last, you’re going to have to pay for it. For example, I worked in a running and fitness store for a few years. Our shoes averaged around $110-120. I can’t tell you how many customers came in accustomed to paying $60-70

I spent my freshman year (97-98) at a small college in Mississippi. “Sweet Home Alabama” was the party song of choice. Multiple times. Usually with one or two racist epithets thrown in by the more, um, “Southern” party-goers.

Unrelated: exolstice has been banned from the opera since 2006.

Had the same thought. I guess we can't have nice things. 

Looks like eiouna has a protected account now, which I'm speculating is because some troll assholes attacked them for no reason whatsoever. That makes me sad. 

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

“Drain the swamp!

We ALL have.