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The Mechanics Of Road Beef
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In the world of sneakers, $80 really isn’t that much anymore.* If you want a quality shoe that will last, you’re going to have to pay for it. For example, I worked in a running and fitness store for a few years. Our shoes averaged around $110-120. I can’t tell you how many customers came in accustomed to paying $60-70

I spent my freshman year (97-98) at a small college in Mississippi. “Sweet Home Alabama” was the party song of choice. Multiple times. Usually with one or two racist epithets thrown in by the more, um, “Southern” party-goers.

Unrelated: exolstice has been banned from the opera since 2006.

Had the same thought. I guess we can't have nice things. 

Looks like eiouna has a protected account now, which I'm speculating is because some troll assholes attacked them for no reason whatsoever. That makes me sad. 

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

“Drain the swamp!

We ALL have.

For a skilled/practiced/professional kicker? Really not that hard.

This is a work of art.

“*Not usually accurate, though billionaires typically do whatever they can to underreport their net worth.”

“Except, weirdly, they’re still outhitting Houston in the series—which is itself a sign that they’re leaving men on base and the Astros aren’t.”

“Hell, they even hold conventions!”

Thank you! *They* haven't derailed meetings. *He* derailed meetings with his immature antics.

He's already released a statement saying he didn't say what he said. 

The holiest and most God-given of all rights, of course.

Impeachment is 100% the correct choice for Democrats. It's responsible. It's morally right. It's politically expedient. It's their sworn duty. Doesn't matter if it won't get past Mitch the Bitch. Doesn't matter if it doesn't get traction with the GOP and its supporters. It's the right move. 

You missed 3a. Mouth-breathing morons take to all social media to defend/obfuscate/excuse/what about/Obama-ize/deny all wrongdoing.

Turns out white supremacists tend to be pieces of shit. 

She was born that way.