“Just goes to show there's no room for disagreement in this country anymore"

Nah, you just have to not know how to format Microsoft Word.

Editor: Jesus Christ, fuck off and get a life. 

Gotta go farther back than Mega Man.

Yeah, first one.

Second, third, fourth, fifth, ninth, seventeenth for Chaco flips. They will last for years and are stupid comfortable. You’ll have a hard time finding better foot/arch support in a pair of flips that aren’t orthotic. They are fantastic.

Second, third, fourth, fifth, ninth, seventeenth for Chaco flips. They will last for years and are stupid…

The only blessing in this administration is these chucklefucks are so busy tripping over their own dicks they forgot to properly cover up their crimes.

Lisa Falkenberg is doing some solid editorial and opinion work for the Houston Chronicle.

T-minus 5 days and counting until McAleenan says something the least bit non-complimentary and Trump starts shitting all over him. 

How was my week? Pretty shitty, actually.*

“Seems like an extremely inopportune time remove the only straight politics vertical on GMG.”

That’s pretty different, considering that the old GMG sites were full of writers more than willing to take management to task. Not what I like seeing from one of my favorite sets of sites.

It came up on Giphy when I was searching for Chris Cooper’s “fuck fish” monologue from Adaptation. What a journey from, “wonder what she’s yelling about?” to, “OH DAMMMMMNNNNNN!” in like 3 seconds!

Kind of off-topic but speaking of killing sumbitches, anyone else think it's weird Splinter was killed off without so much as a word on the other sites? No posts, nothing. Just stopped publishing. 

Gizmodo covered it a bit yesterday:

I'll walk right past 'em whistling if it's all the same to you, but yeah, my point keeps getting proven allllllllll over social media and comments sections. It's bizarre and I'll never get used to it. 

God, Bors just nailed the smug face on the asshole perfectly.

Nah, they’d have all sorts of videos with superimposed rulers and weird angles that prove Trump is 6'3" (“actually, he’s closer to 6'5"!”) and not 5'11" or 6' or whatever he really is. I can see it now:

Just judging by recent photos, if he’s 6'3", Barron is around 6'7". Now this is not out of the realm of possibility.