lol

He’s a mess, and his facial hair makes him look creepy.

He said he considers claims that he is stealing money from anyone to be “the dumbest...least well-thought-out accusation.”

For the next 48 hours, someone else is running this account. That person wants you to click through and read this twitter thread.

7 mountains?

Off-Topic: “Talcum X” WOWlol I felt that shit.

I’m going to guess that the guys who worked for the Obama administration know a little more about what was going on during that time than the guy who writes uber snarky columns for an online blog.

the Pod Save America boys, who are definitively the biggest chodes in the world of podcasting.

Can they not just find an actual actress who can ACT like Cardi B? Just saw Hustlers and can confirm...she’s not great at it. 

I’m just wondering, would an actual black woman rapper like Sukihana who acts similar to Cardi be loved by white media?

Nope. Cardi B needs to go away. Others will point out all the questionable and shitty shit she’s done, I’m just starting the Nope train.

This is one of the finest 8th grade essays I have ever read.

I do not understand the appeal of The Property Brothers. They are charmless and gross. I mean, so gross. Their vibe sets all my Skeeve Alerts on high.

Hazel, have you ever written anything about a woman that didn’t start with hateful sarcastic statements? I don’t see what warrants a post this long and pissy for doing something relatively innocuous. Honestly, are you okay? It's not healthy to be so bitter all the time.

Man, people really can’t win. Jameela Jamil has been saying mostly the right things for a long time, and backs it up by taking celebrities who hawk dangerous ideas and products to task. So she’s not the first to say these things, does that mean she shouldn’t say them? Or that she deserves this snotty recap of her…

“Jameela Jamil, patron saint of reminding the world that we live in a superficial and sexist society as if she were the first to discover that, is taking her “activism” in a slightly different direction.”

Yikes, why all the snark? Jameela makes mistakes and then apologizes and learns.  Isn’t that what we want from…

I’d honestly rather really love my body than be ambivalent. I do get where she’s coming from, and I love her very much, but growing up fat makes me hyper aware of every flaw and I’m not sure I’ll ever get over that. I’ll take all the love I can get.

Shades of Dahmer.

WTF is “Vircinia” Tech?