"Now, if he were Brendan Gleeson — well, there's a little something going on there, you know, the twinkle in the eye..." she revealed of the Edge of Tomorrow actor."

Seriously...brought you by the state that has given the U.S. Sarah Palin, Don Young, etc...we're on roll.

My boyfriend refused to believe me when I told him this (I am from AK and lived in Juneau for a while). I just feel like at multiple points in time, someone must have pointed this out to them. But they were just like, "Listen, we have a sign, we can't change the name."

I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT AT MY DESK.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

Ugh. This is so sad :(

Def someone at the mall in Dubai, for me.

Sounds like a plan I can get behind!

I think this is my new favorite thing on Kinja.

Ladybugs!

BEST MOVIE EVER.

That was my fav part of the whole episode.

Even if you make it through the doors, then you have to deal with the over zealous sales people that WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE.

I did laugh when I saw this—so I guess mission somewhat accomplished for them.

Very excited about this!

rarely.

No. I am sorry. No one should have to be married to sensual love poem screenplay guy.

I'm laughing way too hard at this.

I'm sure it's on Amazon!

The poems or the screenplay? Poems seem like the safer bet.