All those dudes in flesh-toned spanx, tho.

Welcome! We will mail your White Person membership card out to you soon.

I so needed that today.

YES. That sentence annoyed me. I grew up in AK and it was always more appealing than Florida.

All my fav Jim Cooke illustrations are of penises. The man has a gift.

I am laughing so hard at my desk right now because of this comment.

LOL. I skimmed through this and am now saving this link for later.

So friggin true.

Your mom is kind!

Ugh I hate it. It's so schmaltzy and annoying!

Fucking hated this book with a passion. My mom had a lot of children's literature because she was a 1st grade teacher and she hated it as well.

THANK YOU. Agree with everything you said.

I can second this suggestion.

It was really a sight to behold.

YES.

I will never forget being on a school trip (I lived in a fairly rural location so school trips involved long ferry rides) and a group of couples (each couple cuddling in a sleeping bag) were reading Left Behind. Each couple sharing a copy of Left Behind. They looked so dumb. So, so dumb.

The man is an absolute fucking gem.

Dodai, I think you might have been the one to un-grey me and it had something to do with Paula Deen and Al Roker—I'll be forever grateful.

LOL I want to be at that party.