Shit no one cares you bought.
I can’t be the only person that hates these fucking posts, right?
Strange Things Coworkers Do: Part 2
You may or may not recall this post, where I shared the strange/death inducing eating habits of a coworker. Well folks, there are some new developments.
This Is How I work.
I truly do not understand these posts. Either I am some kind of savant (unlikely) who is capable of getting my work done without the use of multiple apps, PGP encryption, or having 7,000 different calendars or I’m some kind of idiot (possible!) in a job that isn’t very hard (most definitely) that requires little color…
Yes or No
Yes or No: People who choose the bathroom stall (or urinal, I guess) right next to an occupied stall, when every other stall is unoccupied, are psychotic.
Do people not know this already??
I’m really at a loss.
Hmmmmmmm
Can this really be considered a lifehack?
Strange things coworkers do.
There is a person in my office that eats a cup of noodles (some non-Maruchan or Nissan brand) roughly 4 times a day, every day. He starts at 10am. And he just had his last one around 4pm. I can’t begin to describe how awful the smell is. Imagine burnt rubber doused in a flavor packet.
I think this answers that question.
In case anyone was really wondering why Gizmodo closed the comments/discussions on their Strike post....
Things you wish you had said
“Put your dick away you fucking pervert.”
Well this is interesting
While perusing GOMI to kill time, I came across this little tidbit of info:
Which is worse?
Mariah Carey posts or Tyler Henry Celebrity Medium (TM) posts?
Local Car Dealership Commercials
Why are they so fucking terrible? Like just really fucking bad. There are two major offenders in my area:
Things I plan on using crutches for
1. Hitting people.
This Post Fell off a Tree and You'll Never Guess Who Took it to Prom.
You all know what I am talking about. The handful of stories at the bottom of an article somewhere. The ones with borderline incomprehensible headlines:
GOTJ
Sometimes I get ahead of myself when I try to type in “Gothamist.com” and type “gotj” and hit enter instead.
Things you regret doing.
I definitely regret reading The Handmaid’s Tale in the week or so leading up to and after the election. REALLY BAD CHOICE MEAGHANSHOW.
This is rich.
Wasn’t he bitching yesterday about how he was deciding whether or not to vote at all??