This has literally got to be one of longest pieces on the biggest pile of ‘I don’t give a shit’ that I’ve read on Jez in a while.

Do they have something against editors? This is just so all over the place. Not that I expect anything less from Giz’s Special Projects Desk.

She doesn’t like the movies he’s made since Day After Tomorrow?? She thinks he should be in rom-coms?

In 2012, Breslaw wrote a story for Tablet Magazine titled, “How the cancer victim at the center of the AMC series justifies my skepticism of Holocaust survivors.” It is truly as wild as it sounds. Since then, she worked at Cosmopolitan and has been a freelance writer for the past three years, according to her…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup that I’m gonna hijack for just a second to say bye! I’m leaving! I wasn’t really here that long, so I don’t know if a proper goodbye post is warranted, but I got a new job!

I can’t wait until they unearth some tweets or something that are inappropriate lol

I hope he’s alright!

Jez is trying to steal your crush.

Of all the stuff Jez could be covering or writing about....they go with this.

Sorry in advance for another personal drama post.

It’s almost unfair to compare the two—but the quality of the Emmy Red Carpet post on the Glow Up is so much better than Jezebel’s. FIRST OF ALL. I cannot fucking stand how Jez can never put their dumb quips in the same order of the photos. And also the photos are small and what is the fucking point!?

Since I’ve been up since 5am and there’s nothing on tv to really keep me occupied: my dad passed away very early this morning.

So.

We signed a lease today!!! This has been like years in the making—our search intensified recently because our upstairs neighbor is a nightmare person. We move August 1st—I can’t wait.

I don’t know where Rich was trying to go with this? It seems like he was trying to be like, “SEE MR. ROGER’S WASN’T THAT GREAT.” or something. But stopped short? The tone is weird.