I can’t be the only person that hates these fucking posts, right?
You may or may not recall this post, where I shared the strange/death inducing eating habits of a coworker. Well folks, there are some new developments.
I truly do not understand these posts. Either I am some kind of savant (unlikely) who is capable of getting my work done without the use of multiple apps, PGP encryption, or having 7,000 different calendars or I’m some kind of idiot (possible!) in a job that isn’t very hard (most definitely) that requires little color…
Yes or No: People who choose the bathroom stall (or urinal, I guess) right next to an occupied stall, when every other stall is unoccupied, are psychotic.
I’m really at a loss.
Can this really be considered a lifehack?
There is a person in my office that eats a cup of noodles (some non-Maruchan or Nissan brand) roughly 4 times a day, every day. He starts at 10am. And he just had his last one around 4pm. I can’t begin to describe how awful the smell is. Imagine burnt rubber doused in a flavor packet.
In case anyone was really wondering why Gizmodo closed the comments/discussions on their Strike post....
“Put your dick away you fucking pervert.”
While perusing GOMI to kill time, I came across this little tidbit of info:
Mariah Carey posts or Tyler Henry Celebrity Medium (TM) posts?
Why are they so fucking terrible? Like just really fucking bad. There are two major offenders in my area:
1. Hitting people.
You all know what I am talking about. The handful of stories at the bottom of an article somewhere. The ones with borderline incomprehensible headlines:
Sometimes I get ahead of myself when I try to type in “Gothamist.com” and type “gotj” and hit enter instead.
I definitely regret reading The Handmaid’s Tale in the week or so leading up to and after the election. REALLY BAD CHOICE MEAGHANSHOW.
Wasn’t he bitching yesterday about how he was deciding whether or not to vote at all??