WELP
Sorry in advance for another personal drama post.
Compare and Contrast
It’s almost unfair to compare the two—but the quality of the Emmy Red Carpet post on the Glow Up is so much better than Jezebel’s. FIRST OF ALL. I cannot fucking stand how Jez can never put their dumb quips in the same order of the photos. And also the photos are small and what is the fucking point!?
Well
Since I’ve been up since 5am and there’s nothing on tv to really keep me occupied: my dad passed away very early this morning.
ugh.
So.
How did we miss this?
And how is the answer anything but “yes”?
Movin’ On Up
We signed a lease today!!! This has been like years in the making—our search intensified recently because our upstairs neighbor is a nightmare person. We move August 1st—I can’t wait.
Rich is at it again
I don’t know where Rich was trying to go with this? It seems like he was trying to be like, “SEE MR. ROGER’S WASN’T THAT GREAT.” or something. But stopped short? The tone is weird.
I’m Alive
Well, I survived.
Out of Office
Since BP and Hachi are always banishing me to Splinter as punishment for when I disappear for a few days without telling anyone:
I will not stand for this.
I don’t appreciate the tone of this post.
Is someone jealous?
I don’t think he’s entirely wrong—but it seems a little over the top for the person on the Greek Yogurt beat to be saying that all journalism is boring.
Of course
Of course Katherine over at Splinter wrote this one.
Scooped Again. (updated)
And then, as I was considering the ethical implications of writing about any of this, the site Babe.net publishing a story featuring a wealth of personal information about Tay’s mother
Please cancel this.
Oh god. She was accidentally served some booze while she was pregnant...and her question is:
Zaddy?
Finally a product diary where the diarist gets out of bed before 10am and actually seems to like their routine???
Why Dwayne, Why?
WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THIS.
Bookmarked
I love how on the article about Appalachia this commenter says how long the article is and how he simply doesn’t have the time to read it right now. BUT then goes on to leave one of the longest comments I have ever seen.
Speaking of things better left to therapy sessions...
LOL forever at this article on The Cut. I know that at the end I’m supposed to feel maybe some compassion for her because now that she’s old and normal looking she feels she has no value...but...I’m not that person. So I’ll keep chuckling about how you were excluded from parties because you thought other women were…
Literally anyone else
Why did it have to be her (her?) that wrote this post? Literally anyone else would have been better.