Jez is trying to steal your crush.

Of all the stuff Jez could be covering or writing about....they go with this.

Sorry in advance for another personal drama post.

It’s almost unfair to compare the two—but the quality of the Emmy Red Carpet post on the Glow Up is so much better than Jezebel’s. FIRST OF ALL. I cannot fucking stand how Jez can never put their dumb quips in the same order of the photos. And also the photos are small and what is the fucking point!?

Since I’ve been up since 5am and there’s nothing on tv to really keep me occupied: my dad passed away very early this morning.

So.

We signed a lease today!!! This has been like years in the making—our search intensified recently because our upstairs neighbor is a nightmare person. We move August 1st—I can’t wait.

I don’t know where Rich was trying to go with this? It seems like he was trying to be like, “SEE MR. ROGER’S WASN’T THAT GREAT.” or something. But stopped short? The tone is weird.

I don’t appreciate the tone of this post.

I don’t think he’s entirely wrong—but it seems a little over the top for the person on the Greek Yogurt beat to be saying that all journalism is boring.

Of course Katherine over at Splinter wrote this one.

Oh god. She was accidentally served some booze while she was pregnant...and her question is:

Wow.

Finally a product diary where the diarist gets out of bed before 10am and actually seems to like their routine???