Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

It seems perverse to me that you are openly rooting for the police to have murdered an innocent man rather than have engaged in the justified use of force.

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

It's almost like one investigation was complete while the other two are on-going. Shocking, I know.

You can’t convince me anyone has ever actually enjoyed an IPA.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.