Look, I agree that his hubris got the best of him and he didn’t belong there, but neither did a lot of those people and they said a lot less of substance than him (looking at you, Delaney and Ryan). He was just bested by the candidates who were going to best anyone. So I think “humiliating downfall” might be a little…

This is why we are so worried. I could care less if they opened up in Brooklyn, just don't start slipping. The scary thing to me is private equity. Whataburger has one of the highest per store gross revenue of all the large fast food chains.  They also have more staff and higher food costs.  My worry is they are going…

Nah, fuck you.

Can you use discounted gift cards to make the purchase? Even if so it sounds stupid, but it’s easy to get $100 credit for $90.

If you knew a single thing about American soccer you’d know how unready the USL is for pro/rel. This is just eurosnob puffery. 

She’s already made her choice.

Joe Biden is not getting my primary vote if he runs.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

So you read where I called it “overkill for most people” right? 

So you read where I called it “overkill for most people” right? 

To be fair, you can’t truly be Spider-Man unless anyone who knows you for more than 5 minutes turns out to be a supervillain.

My mind went here:

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

to be fair, I’d root even harder for him. 

Come on now, his first touch is at least as good as Jozy Altidore’s...

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Front loading washer.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

The PT Cruiser was uncool at launch.

This is probably the best Kinja I’ve ever read. Thank you.