Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

to be fair, I’d root even harder for him. 

Come on now, his first touch is at least as good as Jozy Altidore’s...

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Front loading washer.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

The PT Cruiser was uncool at launch.

This is probably the best Kinja I’ve ever read. Thank you.