I don’t care how much money they throw at RDJ, bring him back as a jarvis like hologram.

So if I absolutely have to go pee and there is no way around it. What would be the best time to go? can you estimate a time, or give a line said by character with no context (to keep it spoiler free).

I’m a bad parent, my 5 year old plays star wars battlefront and diablo 3. We play smash bros, mario bros deluxe, and mario odyssey. oddly he’s better at star wars or at least he takes directions better and i don’t have to carry him through the game. By the time GTA 6 comes out he might be ready to be part of my crew. 

No such thing as punching up or punching down. Funny is Funny. We have a natural reaction to laugh at jokes that are funny, when we stop ourselves from laughing because its considered punching down that’s a conscious decision to override a natural reaction.*

I will be taking my family to Disney the week before Galaxy Edge opens, I know it won’t be empty but I hope it will have a bit lower attendance than average. 

After school and before work I would stop at the gas station and buy a big gulp which was 64oz of soda. Every. Single. Day.

the entirely underwater sequel is the story of Sothoryos 

Can the overture include Michael Pena as Luis explaining the last 22 films?

Old person here, picked up the switch as a Christmas present for the “kids”. I pre-ordered Smash before I even purchased the switch (was waiting to see black Friday deals). Outside of the various Mario titles I don’t see many must have games. My last nintendo was the 64. 

I’ll hold out for the next version with piranha plant, Joker and the other DLCs...wait shutting down?

I’ll hold out for the next version with piranha plant, Joker and the other DLCs...wait shutting down?

I bought the 128 for $20. but because i’m an old, I still buy the cartridges. my memory card has hulu, drawful 2 and jackbox 3.

I bought the 128 for $20. but because i’m an old, I still buy the cartridges. my memory card has hulu, drawful 2 and…

I feel that Netflix saw Disney+ taking these shows away as soon as the current contracts expire. Canceling the shows was a preemptive strike against spending more money on properties that would be taken away from them. Netflix will spend their marvel show money on Rob Liefeld and Mark Miller now. 

Everyone knows the Avengers 4 trailer is dropping Aquaman Opening Weekend. 

Disney+ was already going to get my money, but i kept thinking to myself if it’s over $35 a month I won’t get it. Cassian Andor/ Diego Luna just threw that out the window. Now i hope it won’t be over $50

What am i going to do with the Mario party i bought from amazon for $45?

What am i going to do with the Mario party i bought from amazon for $45?

Donner’s Superman 4 Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please Disney let gael garcia bernal have a major cameo in this TV show!!! 

Now to find ways for San Antonio and El Paso to skip the line and join MLS.

Damn it, using Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet make me want to see you add Snapchat, youtube, and Periscope just to even it out

My middle school social study’s teacher gave us a weekly quiz where we had to fill out the states and capitals thanks to Wakko’s America not only did I ace the quiz each week i ruined the curve for everyone else.