RAAAACCHHHEHELLLLLLL.

My wife and I had a really small wedding, and didn't have a reception but she walked down the (art gallery) aisle to Wilco's "Nothing'severgonnastandinmyway(again)".

If you don't cry at the beginning of Up or at the end of Toy Story 3 it's very likely that you're a serial murderer.

I want to thank everyone here for making coffee lunge into my sinuses at 9 in the morning.

I think I'm the weird guy who loves Drukqs. My favorite Aphex Twin record by far.

You're missing Mission of Burma. They've done it better way better than anyone else, releasing two albums which are arguably better than their early output, and then two other totally solid records. They also kick ass live.

I saw GBV do an hour set at Riot Fest in Chicago last year. In that time Bob put down half a bottle of Cuervo and 12 Miller Lite's. It was fucking terrifying.

I saw it with my Godmother when I was probably about 9 or 10. After the movie she said:
"Well, what did you think of it?"
me: "That was…really bad."
her: "Oh thank god, I don't have to lie to you about it."

I've always hated those piece of shit movies.

I was always more of a cake farts kinda guy.

Great, that's all we need, a Druish princess.

I did the same exact thing. I rented Spaceballs and UHF every weekend for about two years.

I played Godspeed You! Black Emperor's "F# A# (Infinity)" for my Dad in his car one day in high school after the opening speech in the first song "…The car is on fire…" he just looks at me while driving and said: "How much weed are you smoking?"

Like Flies on Sherbert is an incredible record. It's the most beautiful, odd, fucked up, tossed-off record.

…you're not gonna eat that crap, are ya'?

Yeah, poor choice, that was one of my communications concentrations in college (the other being Media arts, mostly lots of film classes…)

add in The Figgs to that list. The most underrated Power-Pop band going. They have a hell of a discography and very few missteps.

Everyone's favorite Replacements cover band, Goo Goo Dolls.

If you're hanging out in Dublin, make sure to get a few drinks at the Stag's Head and Wheelans. Both fucking awesome pubs. Stag's Head also happened to have the best Fish and Chips I've ever had. Wheelan's has a Peet fire place. It rules so much.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?