DRAW UP THE DRAWBRIDGE
DRAW DOWN THE BLINDS.
EVERYONE INSIDE IS GETTING HIGH TONIGHT
WAITING FOR THE PLAGUE TO MOVE ON.
NO ONE'S GETTING SOBER TIL' THE LIQUOR'S ALL GONE.

I just wish "Rookie of the Year" got brought up. I loved that movie when I was a kid, and not only did he have a great part in it, but he directed it.

I'm in the same boat as you. I've been in funks before, but this year kicked my ass. Started going to therapy and started taking anti-depressants recently.

I sincerely wish to fuck the taste out of your mouth.

…you're not gonna eat that crap, are ya?

When was the last time you were upvoted? I mean, good and upvoted.

Written in Reverse is probably a top 5 Spoon song for me. It's so awesome and Skronky. Britt's voice in the chorus is great too.

I switched from soda to seltzer about six months ago. It also works as a decent substitute for beer at the end of the day.

Let It B-Minus is pretty incredible too if you haven't heard that. It's him cranking through some 80's College Rock (REM, 'Mats) styled tunes.

I'll put it this way. I saw Lucero in Northampton, MA, a quiet little college city with a big hippie/intellectual bent. Their fans were wearing overalls, dirty t-shirts, and trucker hats, and were drinking in the streets from either whiskey bottles, rum bottles, or cheap tall boys. I asked where they were from and…

I saw them play three songs once at a show they headlined. I couldn't deal with the fans.One guy outside said he'd drank an entire handle of Captain Morgan's pre-show, and had the bottle to prove it.

One of the more disappointing things was the lack of Motley Crue pun food. You'd think there'd at least be a "Dr. Feelgood" Cocktail.

I ate at Vince Neil's restaurant in Circus Circus in Vegas this past year. It was the single most depressing meal of my life.

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. It's one thing if you know your spouse doesn't like a certain type of movie so you watch it when they're out with friends or something, but it's totally different if it's forbidden. Totally fucked.

I might get all fancy and shit and add a side of Rashers too… because damn if a trip to Ireland didn't get me addicted to Rashers…

Biscuits and sausage gravy with two eggs over easy, hashbrowns with onions, and a side of corned beef hash.

I'm late to the "I got a Shellac notification for this?" bus I guess.

Nightmare Fuel: The Album.

I was a junior in High School when "Make Believe" came out. That record was as much of a piece of shit then as it is now.

His production on the new Hold Steady record is pretty terrible too. WAY too many modulated guitars.