You hate NASCAR so much you have to comment. Cute.

June! They turn right in June! They turn right twice per year!

His original script was heavily modified by those around him because it was badly written. His original cut of the film infamously had to be entirely redone because he had no idea what he was doing and it was a mess which included shots being cut almost the moment the action on screen was done leaving almost nothing…

The reason the original worked was because there was an army of people to tell him “no” and fix his mistakes.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

My buddy had a message from someone who a few years ago found his missing wallet and passport. You know, nothing too important.

Disney bought LucasFilms with the intent to turn Star Wars into a true juggernaut. There will be spin offs, additional heros, etc. a la Marvel Universe in a sense.

“Also, Puja is a woman.”

The difference is Star Wars/Marvel Cinematic Universe versus the Transformers franchise. On one side, you’ve got good movies. On the other, you’ve got Michael Bay.

its almost like different writers having different styles and opinions.

Your company is called Gawker, and you constantly cross-post articles across the various URLs. To me, Deadspin/Jezebel/Jalopnik/Gawker are simply URLs part of the Gawker company. So my comment is that seemingly every URL part of the Gawker network seemed to go bonkers with excitement over the mediocre Ghostbusters…

IMO, ‘Cranking shit out’ implies inferior quality, but I see multiple teams pouring 100% of their energy into multiple projects as efficiency to where we will never be without Star Wars ever again. To say they ‘don’t give a shit’ is insane.

More like multiple teams working on multiple movies at the same time, rather than just “Disney cranking shit out,” really.

you should write for Deadspin

The Spurs are just sitting there waiting for the next pick up game like the cagey 40something at the recreation center, adjusting his elbow pads and using a special solution to clean his sports goggles.

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”