Other awesome hacks waiting to be posted:

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

They are japanese, at least it wasn’t “Super Fun Time Big Bang”

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

I just read the wiki entry for “St Louis-style pizza” and I’m FURIOUS! Why would anyone do this? Why would anyone do this and then be proud that they had done it?!

Problem solved!

This is how socialism finds work for everyone.

What’s the difference between a Pastor and a Preacher??

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits .88 miles per hour... you’re gonna see some serious shit.”