Meh, there are Rowan Atkinsons out there.

Pastrana and Beavis did their best to salvage what they could from the car before it was totally consumed by flames

i love how the most reasonable explanation for a ground-based vehicle system is an expectation that i must understand an air-based vehicle system.

Here we go with a Mopar head complaining about Ford quality...

There’s an old saying in Toledo that says, “Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can’t get fooled again!”

Reduced headcount runs counter to the union goal of 3 people doing the job of 1.

Six grand for a stripper, bare bones F150, two-door? Oh come on! April Fool’s was months ago. It ain’t rare, special, collectable fun to drive or any of the other reasons why you’d pay that much for a nuthin’-special set of wheels.

Yeah it’s crazy that facebook hasn’t done more about the leftists saying they’re going to do that kind of stuff to Trump supporters.

Rule #1: Never post a video when an article will suffice. Most people don’t have the time (or an appropriate setting) to watch a video, but all of us have 60 seconds to read a condensed list of tips.

Holy shit, dude. The Obama motorcade story should have been picked up. That’s classic Onion.

The apology doesn’t sound like anything written by him, because it wasn’t written by him.  That has PR firm lawyer-speak all over it.  The most he did was sign off on it being posted.

> you may be surprised to learn that the term “cracker” is used as an ironic honorific by Floridians and Georgians of long standing.

And you may be surprised what word people of color use as an ironic honorific.

I blame the affiliation with Bass Pro Shops for teaching crews how to tie no-slip knots, which are common for attaching fishing lures

Agreed, $6500 would be NP if it was without issue.

I hate to be pedantic, but they stopped being scooters when they decided to participate in the breaking down of storefront windows. Now they’re sclooters and I just can’t get on board with that.

“Since it parked away from the riots, anyone that’s going there to damage was specifically LOOKING to cause damage and is NOT part of the riots.”

If you’re going to change anything, change the logo to something other than block letters in an oval.

do we go as you say “scissors,”